Meet: Minerva Nirvana

Minnie, Minemine or Nirvana is a design inspired by delicious soury fruits, rainbows, candies and gummies! She likes consuming anything sugary, colorful and delicious!

Minerva is honest, blunt, and sarcastic. She rarely holds herself accountable on faults, blaming problems on others. Minerva is pessimistic and braggy about her bartending skills, which make her come off as obnoxious and gloomy. She doesn't care about people's feelings. If you have a problem she thinks is funny, she will laugh at your face. She is "nicer" to her bar regulars because they generate her passive income.

She's known for producing the #1 bestest alcoholic beverages in town on her bar "Nirvana Liquids". She can do ALL KINDS of drinks like a skilled bartender should!!!

FUN FACTS!!!

☆ Minerva was born with a rare natural eye defect, meaning she naturally has 1 round eye and 1 square eye. She can see well though, and sometimes they morph to the same shape.
♡ Her leg warmers change on the drink she's mixing. If she's mixing rainbow cocktails, they're 'rainbow! If she's mixing none, it stays as is. Her regulars find it cool.
☆ She is inspired by "Come on - Kesha".

Minerva's Toyhouse: More official and fan art here!
Minerva's Bar (May be outdated)


What do I lovee, well that's EZ

♡ ME!!! xoxo
☆ Bartending
♡ Rainbows and sparkles
☆ Money, money, money, money
♡ Fame and acknowledgement
☆ Annoying idiots (Annoying as a verb, not adjetive)
♡ Sour Patch kids
☆ Pop music


Are you gonna keep staring or will you place your order, chum?


What do I dislike?

☆ Being called "the worst"
♡ Slow days
☆ No drama
♡ Annoying idiots (Annoying as a adjetive, not verb)
☆ You, not sorry
♡ Drinking other people's drinks

Why_You_Should_Visit_My_Bar.txt (Draft)

⚠︎ WARNING: This article is unedited and may be prone to errors and mistakes.

Idiots. You don't deserve a greeting. My name is Minerva Nirvana. I am the owner of a humble bar named Nirvana Liquids. I have so many regulars come in everyday EVEN ON CLOSED DAYS which obviously mean they love me n my drinks so much they want more. I bet your stupid bars don't have a dedicated fanbase as mine does. I bet, or I KNOW all other bars drinks taste like [REDACTED] with sprinkles. If you're tired of that [REDACTED], come to MINE right now!!!! You will come to mine.

I offer the best [REDACTED] drinks in town. I have served dozens of celebrities and minimum wage people and they all say "Oh Minerva my dear you make good drinks" as they estatically irish tap dance on the floor and sip. BE HAPPY LIKE THEM AND COME. So what if I'm more expensive? The quality is what makes it worth it. And we only live once. So why don't youu try drinking from me atleast 3 times a day? $60 bucks a day, not even that much :L

Come here with everyone! In your family tree or your empty friend circle. You are ALL welcome. I don't discriminate as long as there's money in my pockets. Make your granddad pop a Budweiser or your kid's kid drink some flavored water. Ah I forgot to say I also offer other non alcoholic drinks, if you're not an adult, or you are just a weaking who hates to drink (like me). That makes me 100% BETTER than ALL bars on EARTH

if none of this text convince ya to come to my bar then you're nuts and you're lost. Think about it. Or don't and come here straight away. By the time you finish reading this I'd have served 20 sane minded people who know im the best bar here. [REDACTED] anyone else who says there's a better bar than mine. [REDACTED] Barclub, [REDACTED] Tipsy Tavern, [REDACTED] Drink&Dine [REDACTED] THEM ALL OTHER EXISTING ONES You don't deserve to step on the same ground as my bar. There's a bar I have nearby mine, and I am solely CONVINCED it was built there to drive my customers away. Don't go there. They sprinkle rat poison on your Martinis

Thanks for caring now come here. I said it and i won't say it again. I am waiting for you as I serve my 21st customer of the night.

heres my recent drink:


Art credits: @jermati (Discord) + @popcorn_r (Toyhouse)!!!

Thank you come again LOL