"Heya, want a drink? No, it's not on me. Of course you're going to be paying for it, chum. What, don't want to support your local businesses or something? It's only $60.
―Minerva
Minerva Nirvana is a main character. She's known for producing the "#1 bestest alcoholic beverages in the world" on her bar "Nirvana Liquids". But, maybe that title was given to her herself.
She likes rainbows, sugar, sparkles, fame, money, money, money, money, annoying idiots (as a verb, not adjetive), sour candies and pop music. Her favorite pop artist is Kesha. She hates being called "the worst", slow days, no drama, annoying idiots (as a adjetive, not verb), drinking other's drinks and probably you (she's not sorry). Her hobbies consist of looking at the mirror 24/7.
If you're going to draw her, make sure you capture every single feature of her perfectly and elegantly. Don't even dare make a single mistake. Make sure to frame the picture adecuately in 24 karat gold, put it in a lavish diamond gift box and tell a mail carrier from a royal family to deliver it to Minerva in less than 1 hour. Why not 24 hours? Don't be a fool. Perfection can't wait 24 hours.
Zip it chum. You're jealous she's dressed better than you and everyone else here. Don't call Minerva messy when your mother's mascara looks messier xx.
Design
Minerva is petite and of average height. Her hair is orange, with white sparkles and designs of colorful fruits scattered all over. She has aqua watermelons, yellow stars and pink hearts lightly faded in her hair. Her left eye is SQUARED, it's a gradient of deep pink and aqua with yellow square pupils. Her right eye is ROUND, it's green with also yellow round pupils. Her bands are square and end with a yellow line. Her sides have a green chunk on the borrom. Behind that, she has chunks of pink interconnected to a bow that has bananas. Behind the pink chunk is her aqua back hair. She has 2 strands of hair of light lime and aqua. She also has aqua strands on her hair too!
Casual
...Her casual outfit consists of a magenta and black shirt and pants as layering. She has a mint T-shirt, consisting of a design of a watermelon with a red and white traditional square. The shirt has the words "s i p". She wears a pink cropped jacket with a unique orange drip and watermelon with orange zipper. The left of her sleeve has a bow, with a red and white fluffy striped sleeve. This makes reference to the traditional paper straws. Her right sleeve is a simple lighter green.
Her skirt is a deep pink tutu, with a lime puff on the top and aqua puff on the bottom. It has a yellow horizontal stripe and vertical white stripes. Her leg warmers consist of the same mint colour, with moving liquid on the bottom. Lastly, she wears chartreuse boots with deep pink soles.
Personality
Minerva takes self love to a whole level.
She is best described as a pessimist, drama lover, narcissist, blunt, honest and braggy. Min rarely holds herself accountable on faults, blaming her problems on others. She is braggy about her bartending skills, which make her come off as obnoxious. She doesn't care about feelings much. If you have a problem she thinks is funny, she wont hesitate to laugh at your face. She is "nicer" to her bar regulars because they generate her passive income. (Also because she likes them, but shh!)
She has a pessimistic view on the world. Everything will end one day, why dwell on it? Most call her gloomy because of this.
Story
Nothing yet babes
Development
Minerva was designed originally as an adopt, but I got way too attached. I mean, way too attached. Minerva was designed with the song "Come on" by "Kesha" in mind, sort of. She is inspired by delicious soury fruits, rainbows, candies and gummies! She didn't go through much, if not any changes, she was just kept as is. Of course. This is more proof that Minnie was JUST BORN PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Minerva was born with a rare natural eye defect, meaning she naturally has 1 round eye and 1 square eye. She can see well though, and sometimes they morph to the same shape.
Her leg warmers sometimes change depending on the drink she's mixing. If she's mixing rainbow cocktails, they're 'rainbow! If she's mixing none, it stays as is. Her regulars find it cool.
Featured in...
https://youtu.be/qn5Uoc3MMWU, "Drawing your oc in my style! #1" by @lunartvis.
Minerva is featured here as the youtuber, Lunartvis draws her.
References
From the top of my head
WHY you should visit me.txt (Draft)
⚠︎ WARNING: This article is unedited and may be prone to errors and mistakes.
Idiots my name is Minerva Nirvana. I am the owner of a humble bar named Nirvana Liquids. I have many regulars come in everyday EVEN ON CLOSED DAYS which obviously mean they love me and my drinks so much that they want more. I bet your stupid bars don't have a dedicated fanbase as mine does. I bet, or I KNOW all other bars drinks taste like [REDACTED] with sprinkles. If you're tired of that [REDACTED] then you will come to MINE right now
It's common sense that I offer the best [REDACTED] drinks in town. I have served dozens of celebrities and minimum wage people and they all say "Oh Minerva my dear you make good drinks" as they estatically irish tap dance on the floor and sip. BE HAPPY LIKE THEM! So what if I'm more expensive? The quality is what makes it worth it. And we only live once.
I accept every one and every payment method. Come with your family tree or your empty friend circle. I don't discriminate as long as there's money in my pockets. Make your granddad pop a budwiser or your kid's kid drink some flavored water. I too, offer non alcoholic drinks if you're not an adult, or you are just a weaking who hates to drink (like me, but I'm not weak OFC). That makes me 100% BETTER than ALL bars on EARTH
if none of this text convince ya to come to my bar then you're nuts and you're lost. Think about it. Or don't and come here straight away. By the time you finish reading this I'd have served 20 sane minded people who know im the best bar here. [REDACTED] anyone else who says there's a better bar than mine. [REDACTED] Barclub, [REDACTED] Tipsy Tavern, [REDACTED] Drink&Dine [REDACTED] THEM ALL OTHER EXISTING ONES You don't deserve to step on the same ground as my bar. There's a bar I have nearby mine, and I am solely CONVINCED it was built there to drive my dear customers away. Don't go there. They sprinkle rat poison on your martinis AND I said it and i won't say it again COME NOW.
I am waiting for you as I serve my 21st customer of the night.
heres my recent drink:
Unpublished Draft.
Art Credits:
@jermati on Discord: footer
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